Well, that was that. The Bull of Heaven itself was felled by a simple pair of comrades who towered over the known world in status. The flood of power which crippled all of Chaldea was no more, yet there Ishtar was, still spewing her nonsense. Enkidu heard the uttered curse of the goddess, and had a brilliant idea. She'd done all of this to bed Gilgamesh, they assumed. With that in mind, surely all she needed was something phallic? Enkidu's descent saw one more use of their chains, emasculating the fallen bull while a golden gaze was set upon Ishtar. The bloody shaft of the beast was thrown with those chains. They would ideally see the blood of a monstrous groin slung onto her face, while one utterance was made. "If I could lay my hands on you, it is this I should do. The bull's entrails should be attached to you like the foolish men who flock to your feet."
And so, Gilgamesh laughed again. Well said, he thought. Meanwhile, there was little more to be said toward the goddess. The top of the world didn't cut it anymore. With his own hands, and the greatest tool Enkidu at his disposal, Gilgamesh had done greater than the impossible. He turned not to Ishtar, but to the people of Uruk with an exclamation. "Who is the most glorious of heroes?! Who is the most eminent among men?! It is I, Gilgamesh of Uruk! Flounder before me, for I am your King! Your Hero! He who fells man, god and beast alike! Fufuhahahahaha!~" Such was the result of a deity's vengeance. The plan of Ishtar had been thwarted, and the only outcome was an even further swelling of the first Hero's hubris. At this point, there was nothing that could even stand before him, bar Enkidu─ and they were his possession.
And so, Gilgamesh laughed again. Well said, he thought. Meanwhile, there was little more to be said toward the goddess. The top of the world didn't cut it anymore. With his own hands, and the greatest tool Enkidu at his disposal, Gilgamesh had done greater than the impossible. He turned not to Ishtar, but to the people of Uruk with an exclamation. "Who is the most glorious of heroes?! Who is the most eminent among men?! It is I, Gilgamesh of Uruk! Flounder before me, for I am your King! Your Hero! He who fells man, god and beast alike! Fufuhahahahaha!~" Such was the result of a deity's vengeance. The plan of Ishtar had been thwarted, and the only outcome was an even further swelling of the first Hero's hubris. At this point, there was nothing that could even stand before him, bar Enkidu─ and they were his possession.
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