<Nocturnal Harmonia>

[Apollymi]

Kaguya felt this training was likely unnecessary, but a bit of pretense to add something a little more fun to their sexual experience wasn't something she'd say no to either. She was the type to be flexible and try to be accommodating, not enough to put herself out, but enough to meet her sex partner of choice and give feedback. Here and now she'd managed to get his rather massive cock quite a bit down past her initial gag reflex. Though the attempt came with tears and some rather necessary trust it wasn't a bad one by Kaguya's approximation. Yugi's personal reasons for pushing the envelope didn't really matter to Kaguya, she could go along with his pretense with a fair bit of ease and have a new skill develop because of it.

Besides all of that he seemed to be a lot less reckless than Kaguya would have expected for a man trying to throat fuck someone. Whether this was a matter of his personal experience or a subtle manipulation didn't matter, it didn't feel like she was being pushed past an acceptable limit. But like all things it'd eventually come to its main end. She felt this cock building up throbbing in her mouth and knew what it meant, and it seemed he remembered her earlier statements and began to withdraw from her throat as he worked himself up. When he asked about the 'Money Shot' she chuckled, seeming to enjoy that one a bit more than she should have. "Ara? Usually but you seemed to remember the important part. Aim oppai, should be a big enough target♥~" Kaguya mentioned as her tongue did its last side, she'd continue using her hand to help him along figuring she could keeping looking at him with her wet face and bleary eyes to help him find what he was looking for. Her mouth closed as she generally hated the taste of sperm but that wasn't really a problem she assumed. Besides all of that she expected at least a bit of break considering the lad had definitely been having sex when she'd met him. A third in such a short amount of time would be a bit extreme.

[Bloodedge]

Whether an act of camaraderie or of manipulation, even Yugi wasn't sure. It may have been both things fueling his decision to hold back. Either way, he knew she'd be pushed well beyond some form of breaking point before their time tonight ended. In truth, he wanted few things more than to plunge down her throat until her entire neck swell from the filling... but he also rather enjoyed having her breasts in the mix instead. Oh well; the worst outcome would just be him having to abuse Miko's throat later if he found himself missing out. Such was the spice of life: variety.

When expressing his curiosity as to where the eventual load would be spilled, Kaguya noted the lad remembering her distaste for semen. He doubted she'd feel the same way about his; something had to be strange about flavor functionality for Players. Of course, Yugi also theorized that she'd end up confirming or denying that assumption soon. She wanted him to aim at her breasts, claiming they should be a big enough target. They were certainly a large enough target to aim for, but far from enough to claim the whole blast. Regardless, Yugi withdrew his hips. Kaguya's hand was already at work, making it unnecessary for him to even do anything extra. Ah, that was yet another thing marked off the imaginary list... and things would be made even easier when he stared into her face. "Huh..." Yugi muttered. His initial thought was that this moment shouldn't be forgotten... and the System, interestingly enough, responded.

〔SYSTEM NOTICE — NEW FEATURE UNLOCKED〕
User sentiment detected.
Desire for Route Memory Keepsakes registered.

Feature Added: Route Gallery (Prototype)
Meaningful interactions with bond-linked individuals will now produce Route Memories—captured moments archived in the Memory Gallery.
Images manifest only at key developmental thresholds and cannot be manually triggered.

Status:
• First Moment Eligible: Pending…
• Gallery integrates with active Bond Route.
• Images may be reviewed privately via System Menu → Bond → Memory Gallery.

The notification appeared for both Players, regardless of Miko's current location. No commemorative image was generated just yet, however. No... Yugi would first be grunting, blowing a massive load ─ one that would indeed land on her breasts as it coned outward to also endanger her lifted sweater dress, face, the coffee table below... and even possibly the floor beyond. "Hngh─aah!" Yugi shouted as the stream continued for several seconds thereafter, acting less like ejaculation and more like a bottle emptying itself.

[Apollymi]

Whatever the pair of Yugi and Kaguya got into, she figured neither of them would end up feeling like the missed out on anything. The pair had gotten into something pretty gratifying and as such Kaguya didn't mind the outcome. A bit of spouge on her chest and a peek up into a satisfied face wasn't the worst way things could go, and as she worked him up she noted once more the shift of his gaze for just a bit. No matter, it wasn't something to question She could easily say they were having fun and it was the type of thing she already found herself wanting to do again. All would be considered well, until the end came of course. What happened as a result of Kaguya's choice would be surprising to say the least. What should have been a splash on her chest, came out with way more volume and intensity than she expected. She couldn't help her reaction as the deluge of spunk found its way up her clothes, onto the lower half of her face and even onto the table and the like behind her. "WHOAAAAA!" her mouth opened as she freaked out and she found spunk entering the orifice. "HOW IS IT SO FUCKING MUCH!? IT GOT IN MY M..." she started to complain but... her eyes shifted just a little as she closed her mouth to begin spitting she tasted something... sweet? There was so much confusion on Kaguya's reddened face as she finally let go of the lad's cock she'd be looking up at him as if he was an alien. 'No way she meant it actually tastes good.' she tried to rationalize but while she mentally did that a different kind of threshold would be crossed, in the form of a secondary System notification.

〔SYSTEM NOTICE — BOND THRESHOLD REACHED〕
Target: Shinomiya Kaguya
Bond Route Progress: 25% — Threshold Achieved

New Passive Unlocked: Fate Bias (Minor)
Subtle distortions in causality now incline circumstances toward moments of emotional, physical, and interpersonal closeness with the target. Effects occur naturally and cannot be directly invoked.

Route progression continues.

While that one message appeared, Miko had seen the other one. The though of keepsake images plaguing her mind as she excitedly read that particular thing. She'd been using Kaguya's burner phone to get directions to Ai's apartment, but... before she could get there she'd been considering other things. 'Waaah! We actually get those. That's really awesome. Actually...' she paused her thought process. She was going to Ai to get fake identities and the like but what if she didn't need to abuse her friendship for regular items. Miko found herself giving thought to things that might actually be in the shops. As such she'd window shop on her way to Ai's apartment while... looking through the window of the System shop. She'd move about, using her ears to avoid people where her eyes as normal seemed to be staring off into space, if only so she could search through the shop for a specific electronic device. A cell phone for the pair to get and use while they were here.

[Bloodedge]

At long last, Yugi had the opportunity to test another theory. Was there some difference between the flavor of his seed, and that of others? It had always been strange how Miko treated it... but it was also strange to him how she tasted. He saw his seed spreading over Kaguya's upper body, knowing it'd reached her mouth. All it took was an outward expression of shock, which Kaguya proceeded with right away. Of course she was surprised by the amount, but just opening her mouth resulted in the additional shock of taste. She seemed to be double-checking as disbelief settled over her in the moment.

And so, Yugi became satisfied. He had yet another benefit that other humans couldn't access ─ another tool in his arsenal when approaching these routes. With Kaguya, he also had an opportunity before the System snapped his commemorative milestone photo. The way she reacted to a sample of his ejaculate, Yugi felt quite safe pushing another button as his dripping erection hovered around Kaguya's face. "Better than you thought, right? Don't bother asking questions; I don't have answers. Just... enjoy it, yeah? You got an extra out of the last few minutes, so if you're still looking for fairness... it'd be awesome if you gave me one of those flirty looks and really got into it. What do ya' say?♥~"

[Apollymi]

Kaguya was in shock, the sweetness of the fluid splashed across her face, chest and living room wasn't the grossness of spunk she was used to at all. "I thought, Mi-chan was just being Mi-chan... not that I question her taste. She's a great cook and all but that just seemed like a kink... that whole a Miko doesn't tell lies thing is getting out of hand!" Kaguya tried to make sense of things but what she received from Yugi was acknowledgement. It was indeed better than she thought. Unconsciously she'd licked her lips and found strange sweetness that she truly didn't mind. The texture also wasn't so bad though the amount was outrageous. A dripping cock in front of her and a mention of fairness and just a flirty face, nothing too crazy. Could she make do with that? Well, technically speaking it seemed like something she might really enjoy. "I have so many questions though♥~" she complained. She supposed she'd be saving those for her best friend instead and looking up at the lad. She'd give him another of those playful winks while her tongue extended. She might as well taste it directly and see if it was influenced by anything else. But as she licked away the remainder she'd find it truly did taste good.

At the same time Miko had searched through the quality of life items the store had to offer and found something rather good. Among all the regular items was one which a person in modern society couldn't live without. There was still quite the surplus of gold after she sold that one item from the big bad of their tutorial monster. So two purchases were being made. For this item, one of which Miko would be keeping for herself, but the other she'd be placing back into the Inventory through the gifting function for Yugi. 'Yosh! Remembering important things today. I can also buy the stuff for dinner here too. I'll do that on the way home, time for IDs~' Miko thought pleasantly. Now with a phone in hand she didn't have to worry about looking any more spaced out than any other person in modern society.

Item Name: System-Linked Smartphone
Rank: E
Price: 3,500 Gold
Description: A high-quality, standard smartphone equipped with connectivity to the System. Appears and functions like an ordinary communication device. System notifications, route updates, and memory gallery features are accessible through the device’s interface. All standard phone functions remain intact, including calling, messaging, and internet access.

[Bloodedge]

There was something said about Miko... or rather, a miko not telling lies. He'd heard such a thing straight from the horse's mouth before, figuring it was something she claimed often. Kaguya confirmed that it was so, but also confirmed the other girl's apparent taste in spunk was shared by herself. "If you ask me, it is still a kink... but probably a little closer to food play than anything else," Yugi thought aloud. Moving on from that matter, he wondered if he could influence the memory keepsake mentioned by the System. That notification spoke of key developmental thresholds, but that didn't mean he couldn't force things just a little. Kaguya was complacent enough with his desire, even though she claimed to have many questions.

"Maybe they're in there~" he said in reference to the semen Kaguya proceeded to lap at while winking, as if she were being filmed to do so. Frankly, Yugi was impressed. That alone was apparently enough for the System to register the moment, allowing both Yugi and Miko to see Kaguya's jizz-covered face, protruding tongue and singular closed eye at will. One could also view things from Kaguya's perspective if desired, all to see Yugi towering over the lass with the most satisfied grin on his face... but he surely wouldn't be flipping the point of view for his own purposes. "... I also have many questions. First of all, why are both of you so good at being hentai characters?" he wondered. Alas, Yugi's attention was taken once more.

[SYSTEM NOTICE]

Sender: Miko
Recipient: Yugi
Item Received: System-Linked Smartphone (E-Rank)
Delivery Method: Gift Transfer

You have received a gift from Miko. The item has been added to your inventory.

Accept [Y/N]?

'Huh. I didn't check for one of those. System-Linked?' Yugi wondered upon receiving the notification. "Accept," he said aloud without giving it much consideration.

[Apollymi]

Kaguya was able to open up to the role of the hentai character. She easily found herself licking the remainder off his cock and making sure to give him a pleasant face to see while she did so. It was a lot easier to go along with what he wanted, given it didn't seem like a strange request coming from him. Still, he claimed that Miko's cum related activities were still a kink but something closer to food play than anything else. "That would make sense, she has a very... intense relationship with food," Kaguya decided the word to use to describe Miko and her food related issues. Still, she wasn't the only one with questions, and while her answers weren't found in the jizz it would seem that Yugi's were just as interesting. He wanted to know why they were both such hentai characters? "Are we? I thought we were just girls who happened to be involved with a guy who doesn't judge us for being ourselves~" Kaguya mentioned very easily. There was a notable lack of underlying misogyny in how Yugi approached them. He didn't seem the type to be holding against the girls their sexual interests so he was likely just reaping the benefits of that. And whatever it was he could see that she couldn't. Kaguya had been sure for quite some time that Yugi was seeing something she couldn't and by the time he said accept about nothing in particular she was certain. "Sou ka, you two really did end up with something different. Did you get weird isekai'd while the rest of us got reversed isekai'd?" she wondered almost genuinely.

Just the same, Miko was sending that present along and walking down the street. Phone in hand she'd be receiving two images for her gallery. One from the perspective of Yugi which looked down at the winking face of Kaguya lapping at the fluids leaking from his cock. And the other from Kaguya's perspective seeing Yugi's grinning satisfaction glaring down at her. "Hot!" she muttered aloud to herself only to immediately put her phone down and switch off the screen. A few more paces would have her in front of an apartment complex which would have her pausing for a moment or two. "I hope it worked ^_^ I need confirmation, though I did see those gallery updates :3 Congratulations <_< Hot! O_O"

[Bloodedge]

Miko's unusual relationship with food and... things she considered food, was once again a topic of discussion. Yugi imagined that would be something continuous ─ especially if he had to encounter others who knew the lass. "So I've noticed," was all he said in response. That System screen had his attention, but before it ever could, he had zero ability to look away from Kaguya. This wasn't just a moment to be commemorated in a photo through the System's new feature. No, this was something to burn into his growing list of important, albeit degenerate memories. Kaguya mentioned a lack of judgment for her and Miko being themselves. He wasn't in the business of judging expressions of freedom or comfort; that much would be made clear. "For being absolute filthy fucking degenerates? Hell no I ain't judging! Welcome to the team, bitch!" he said excitedly, only to pause and think thereafter. "... Affectionately, I mean~" he added.

Ah, but even Yugi was destined to slip up eventually. He'd let himself become absorbed in the System for a moment too long. That smartphone with some unspoken connection to the System was too interesting, so he accidentally blurted out things he'd gotten used to in that 'training' world/dimension. Kaguya took note... just as she'd done with his apparent habit of looking to the middle distance all day, but this time with a direct address. "Oh. Right," he said. Would he be commenting on her curiosities? Perhaps. First though, a phone was ringing... and its ringtone was rather unforgettable.

"FUCK YES DADDY'S FILLING HIS SLUTTY PUSSY ALL THE WAY UP WHILE I CUM ALL OVER MY DICK!♪~ IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO BE FULL LIKE THIS♪!~" sounded from seemingly nowhere. In that exact moment, Yugi knew precisely what was happening. He dipped into Inventory and retrieved a new device that seemed to just... appear in his hand from an outside perspective. "One sec," he said to Kaguya while reading a message. Immediately, he was taken aback by what said message looked like. "Holy fucking spam..." As for the message's content, he wouldn't be addressing it properly. Instead, Yugi sent back a simple: "New phone. Who dis?" before turning his attention to Kaguya once more. "So is this a thing to clean up now, or later? Like... do we go to a bedroom or bathroom from here, or break the table, or... what?" he asked, not once addressing her questions.

[Apollymi]

It would seem that Yugi was familiar enough with Miko to understand the complexity of her relationship with food. It was a thing which often came up when people first met her but became one of those that was generally accepted. "Mm-hm~" Kaguya murmured as she finished cleaning up the remainder with a couple of flicks of her tongue. She'd mentioned that she thought that people like her and Miko were simply being themselves without being judged and got an interesting response. A bit of coarse language had the lad welcoming her to the group of degeneracy. "Oya? I'm part of the team am I~" she said in a teasing tone. "I get you meant it affectionately, it isn't even the first time you've done it~" she noted teasingly. "You don't have to worry, my feelings aren't hurt by honesty or acceptance. Be your excitable gamer self, we like it♥~" she mused peacefully, sure it was what both of them found attractive about him.

Still there was the matter of his looking off into the middle distance and the oddities surrounding both him and Miko. Whether or not she'd be receiving an answer, Kaguya watched as a random phone appeared in the lad's hand after the blaring sound of that 9.8 statement of Miko's played like a text tone. "Woah that came out of nowhere!" Kaguya murmured seeming to get a first hand view of magic. Though that sound deserved a different kind of appreciation. "That's shameless really~" she mused. As if the sounds weren't enough proof, Yugi's reaction to the text message her received aloud was enough. "Eheheh♥~ Good to see some habits never die~" Kaguya couldn't help herself. She honestly missed receiving those spammy text messages from Miko. When turning to Kaguya to ask about what was next her brow rose. "You're up for another? Really? Wasn't that at least 3?" she seemed almost aghast how much energy did one really need? Whatever the case, the state of her living room said she should at least clean it up a bit."Well, I do need to at least finish slipping off these clothes and clean up the living room at least. I don't think we should break anything a shower could be nice~" she mused in that teasing way finally moving up from his cock.

At the same time, Miko was standing outside of Ai's apartment. Receiving a text message she was sure was from Yugi. She immediately had her brows furrow in light frustration. Well, not one to be ignored she made a decision based on the fact that the gallery style images had recently opened up. She went for an ero-otome staple, an image she'd take from a lower angle behind herself, giving a perfect up skirt view of herself with a smug smile on her face. Such would be sent to Yugi's phone with a message. "You know who I am >.< Also will probably need a regular person head shot for the ID. Feel free to send dick pics too though >:-p" she sent while a door had gently opened behind her. "Did you just take a picture up your own skirt?" the voice was light, familiar and somehow just a little shocked by the behavior. It'd been so quiet Miko hadn't heard her approach she jumped a little. "Waaaah!~ It was for my boyfriend and don't sneak up on me, Ai-sen♪~" Miko chirped, though inwardly she was quite happy to see the other girl, but what she witnessed when she looked towards the blonde was quite odd.

[Bloodedge]

Without a single doubt or second thought, Shinomiya Kaguya was on the 'team' as one might call it. She didn't have much of an option, and neither did he. Even if the System didn't get involved, Yugi was all but certain Miko would have taken its place eventually. "Yeah you're on the team. How else am I gonna try to put my dick in you again later?" he asked as if that was the most important matter here. Shortly afterwards, he was in the middle of a brief text exchange with Miko. Not much time passed after his snarky message before Miko did precisely what he hoped, sending a lewd image of herself... or rather, of the equipped panties Yugi himself slid onto her some 30 or so minutes before. "Nice," he whispered aloud. "Oh, Onako! I didn't recognize you♥ Still hard to tell, but whatever." Yugi sent that message right away, just before taking a photo of his cock now that Kaguya was out of the would-be frame. He snapped it just over the table, showcasing its recently-cleaned state and... the mess left on the coffee table itself. That image was sent alongside a message. "That work? I'm hoping you can recognize me. That's a real identifier~. Also this phone already has that 9.8 line as your ringer. Did you do that?" it said.

As for Kaguya and her additional queries, 3 wasn't exactly an appropriate number. In fact, Yugi couldn't give a real number if he tried. "Three since getting here? No... two? I think two, but a lot more before that. We've got some weird thing going on," was his only current explanation of the System and its benefits. "I could go all night if you want... but I'm guessing you wanna hurry up and be done before whoever gets back. It doesn't matter to me though. I'm ready to get to it whenever you are. You know you're like... asshole levels of tight down there?" he asked, casually plopping a finger between his lips while awaiting Miko's next message. "You could probably break a normal guy's dick off with that. Full crush, matchstick snap. Dead."

[Apollymi]

Kaguya was part of the team, and though she didn't know about the System or its intricacies, she did know her friend and figured a threesome would have been somewhere on the list irrespective of anything else. "I assumed some sort of magic~" Kaguya claimed about the lad trying to put his dick in her another time after this one. Still, she'd let him text while she retrieved the items necessary to quick clean the front room's table and floor.

Just the same, Ai-sen as she was being called would only be chuckling. "I didn't know I could actually manage to sneak up on you. Still, that phone of yours is interesting... come on in," she managed while opening the door for the girl to step inside. Once that happened that door would close behind them and Ai would be seen walking around a hand extended towards the wall. Miko had noticed something like a visor on the girl's face but it seemed almost like a compact version of the early VR stuff, not like a seeing apparatus. Those gentle surface touches were being noticed as well, while Miko slipped out of her shoes and followed behind the other girl, tip-toeing gently. Her phone's sound being pushed up as she looked and heard a strange voice tone. "You filthy fucking degen!♥" was the chorus for the last message. "Oh? Is that how that boyfriend of yours talks to you? I guess I shouldn't be asking if you need me to clear your browsing history~" Ai said teasing.

"Waaah :3 I didn't set it O_O I have one of my own, it was embarrassing >.< Still liked it :F Great dick Daddy, still need a face for your ID Card though O.O Also, there is so much waste in that fucking picture D: You should have shoved it down her fucking throat .-. I would have eaten that, damnit Daddy♪, we don't waste food! ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა" With that bit out of the way, Miko was left to discuss things with Ai while, Kaguya was finding out that Yugi had much more going power than initially assumed. "Uh-huh... that's crazy you know~" she said as she pushed a rag across the floor. "Eh, well yes... I told you I'm not ready to let go yet, so I don't need all night~" she claimed honestly. Whether this kind of experience completely changed her life or not she still had to work out her own feelings. As for the notion that her core was tighter than an asshole she had one thing to say about that... "You've been putting something like that in an ass? You trying to kill someone aren't you?~" she said teasing. "I am glad you think so... I don't think you'll have anything to worry about, but a normal guy would need the squeeze just to say inside..." she mentioned casually. She knew that her own normal partner was magically reinforced quite a bit but surely that wouldn't make too much of a difference.

[Bloodedge]

For several moments, Yugi had his attention on the text conversation shared with Miko. Kaguya seemed content to actually clean up all the wasted spunk on the floor and table ─ something Yugi had further deviant thoughts about upon witnessing. He hoped for a route with someone deviant enough to bend over and start lapping at the table, perhaps in a bit of pet play. Ah yes, that was another thing for the list. While he pontificated over the likelihood of Miko doing something like that, her next message reached his phone. One line deep, and he had confirmation that she didn't set his notification tone. 'Part of the System link. Got it. Not really a fan of invasive technology,' he thought. As he read past the mention of a face picture, Yugi had little choice but to pause. That line about her eating it was the sort of thing he'd been thinking, but... the final sentence, that accompanying emoji...

"... Pffft─AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!" Yugi abruptly entered a fit of laughter that had him slipping off the table and falling onto the couch. An entire minute of hysteria passed as the lad's free arm hooked around his abdomen. "Khahahaha! Oh fuck! Itai itai!" he griped. By then, his eyes were not unlike Kaguya's moments before ─ wetness building until it dripped down his face. At some point, he'd even dropped his phone. He supposed it was a good time to address Kaguya. She thought he was some kind of ridiculous for trying anal with such a dick. Well... he thought Miko was ridiculous for taking it. "There's a... haah... a lot I could say about that. Talk to the one who took it. Or, try it yourself. Can't imagine what your ass would be like. Are you sure you won't break a condom just from being too tough to get inside?" he wondered earnestly. Ah, but he did get his condom from the System. Perhaps it was more ridiculous than the normal sort? It would have to be if its goal was to keep his load contained. . .

[Apollymi]

Miko had been called a filthy fucking degen once by Yugi earlier today and had enjoyed enough for the System to make it her ringtone. Still, she wouldn't be hearing it again immediately, no there was quite the long pause as she and Ai conversed. "Don't tease, Ai-sen. He's actually really great you know... and I asked for praise and it sounded nice to me in the moment," Miko tried to justify herself and Ai, just laughed. "Haha~ You don't have to explain. I really did go clear your browsing history after you disappeared to avoid any undue rumors. I found your... tablet and your game library and your... collection of saved images, and your Aeon's collection under your bed. I get it. I just didn't know you'd dive so far into the deep end. But no worries, we still love you." Ai commented almost absently. "Ai-sen♪~" Miko chirped hugging the other girl who hugged her back. "Hai hai, I'm glad you're safe," she mentioned as she felt the girl's body was way closer to theirs than she'd been when she left. A year apparently did wonderous things.

All the while, Kaguya was cleaning up only to hear a strange noise. And then she saw it, a lad falling over laughing. Tears in his eyes, as he held his sides. He'd even dropped his phone. A knowing smile spread across her face. She didn't need to know the contents of that text message to know her friend had sent something crazy to the lad. "Sou ka, one of the emojis then? Yeah, you definitely got one of those. Welcome back Mi-chan♥~ Deep breaths... I don't know what to call you, still you'll get a cramp♥~" Kaguya mentioned as she finished cleaning up and tossing those rags and items into the wash. She'd definitely be tossing her own dress in as well, but she supposed she'd double check the living room to make sure she'd not left anything behind. Beyond that point he claimed she should try out the butt sex or ask the person who'd managed to take his massive tool. His worries were normal ones as well, but she had a pretty reasonable understanding of herself. "I don't think I'm that brave ya' know?~ But I definitely plan to talk with her regardless~" she said of Miko and her own personal lack of desire to have her asshole be one of her methods of penetration. As for his issues surrounding condoms she did have something to say about that... "As long as I'm ready enough, and the dick remains hard enough... you won't have a problem with the friction. A condom can survive it... just fine, even if the entry is a little tight... wanna find out?~" she said motioning him with her towards the downstairs bathroom, which was connected to the laundry and was thus an easy choice.

[Bloodedge]

Kaguya was quick to realize the use of some crazy emoji was what did him in. Yugi needed a few moments to recover. Even when he started speaking initially, there were still reflexive laughs, exhales and lung spasms littering his speech. Finally, he was able to reach up and wipe the tear stream from its starting point under his eye. "Hah! It was so much. The timing, the placement... it was fucking gold!" he praised, still not quite done with the hysteria of it all. "And apparently I should have just 'shoved it down your fucking throat.' I did think about doing that, but the plan is to make sure you like me enough to keep going to the next level~" he admitted.

A few more moments passed before Yugi was able to pick up his phone. In doing so, he was able to finally reply. "Good job trying to murder me with that response. You want face, take it yourself. Then sit on it. Before that, maybe I'll get you a bowl for the food you hate wasting. Better than a table right?" he responded while sliding off the couch. Kaguya clearly had no interest in an anal experience, but he had no issue with that. Yugi was still riding the high of new engagements, which... now involved Kaguya inviting him to find out how effective a condom could be against her tightness. He'd never moved to follow someone so quickly as he did in that moment. "Hell yeah boi! But if it breaks anyway, it's your call. I got your six~" the lad said. From there, he'd be following just closely enough behind Kaguya to maintain a consistent view of her backside.

[Apollymi]

It took Yugi a little while to get over the fit of laughter caused by whatever Miko's outburst in that text message had entailed. Interestingly enough, Kaguya would be given a critique of the moment itself which seemed to be praise of the comedic timing offered as well as an understanding of at least part of what Miko had been saying. "Good to know she's still up to that kind of hilarity~" Kaguya commented. Ah, but what else would it be? That Yugi should have 'shoved it down her fucking throat'? A statement like that definitely came with an interesting emoji, of this Kaguya was sure, "Ara ara, sounds like she's still not fully weened. She's been so aggressive with me lately, I don't know how to respond anymore♥~" Kaguya found the whole thing funny. Whatever other kind of aggressive treatment Miko had given her felt something odd when Yugi mentioned that he'd had such a thought himself but that he'd planned to have her continue liking him after their encounter. That much was pretty normal, and Yugi had been very straight forward about wanting to continue their interactions even after this one. Kaguya could respect his earnestness in this case. 'I don't mind working on it a bit more... surely nothing bad would come from adding it to the list~' Kaguya thought almost absently, she could appreciate his earnestness and meet it. Such was her way.

At the same time, a message was sent back to Miko which she read and thought about for a few seconds before issuing a response. "Waaah♪~ You laughed and I missed it O.O I bet it sounded awesome T_T So you don't want it then? Fine, no complaints about the time you have to take to do it yourself later >:-F Also bowls are better than tables, and your face will definitely be better than a chair (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧" By the time that text message reached the lad, he would be on the move with Kaguya who'd invited him along for a shower and a text of condoms. Apparently, if the condom broke anyway then it would be up to Kaguya and he had her six, "Ara? You'll have something else keep talking to me like that~" she said as she headed for the bath and turned on the water in the shower. She'd eventually be waiting in front of the wahing machine peeling sticky clothing off her person to drop inside while shaking her hips and giving the lad a little something to look at.